when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(via tastefullyoffensive)
| scientist: | on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week |
| me: | you mean per day |
| scientist: | what |
| me: | what |
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
(via jesussbabymomma)
